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amemait:

heywriters:

mbrainspaz:

mbrainspaz:

mbrainspaz:

talking to my dad is a freaking minefield. Today at dinner I asked him if he’d ever been to New York City in the 90′s and he was like, “nope. Only in the 70′s to donate blood for my mom in the hospital while she was dying from leukemia.” I swear I didn’t even know my grandmother had leukemia (may she rest in peace). This is worse than the time I asked him if he’d ever had riding lessons and he said, “not since my childhood lesson pony burned to death in a barn fire in Kentucky.”

he just did it again! I was making small talk while we were carrying in the groceries like, “yeah I have a taser in my purse but I’ve never gotten to use it,” and he goes, “I’ve been tasered before it’s not fun. Neither was waterboarding.” 

wtf dad

latest edition: 

me: I found a bottle of vic’s vapo rub in the cabinet that expired in 2002 but it was fine. 

my dad: Oh I don’t touch that stuff but guys I worked with used it to mask the smell of bodies that’d been dead for a while. 

is your dad an ex-assassin

An ex-assassin who loved his mum. And his pony.

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reinwulf:

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c-a-bergamot:

Deleting all comments because only in this site you will find people throwing shit at a 17 year old boy who has voluntarily fed 80'000 people by starting his own business because he has a very particular idea lf masculinity which happens to threat only people with paper feelings.

His business has a line of ‘SheCans’ with names like ‘Unstoppable’, ‘Awesome’, ‘Fearless’ and ‘Beautiful’.
Anyone who is bitter about this kid’s business needs to step back and reevaluate their life.

^^
Reblogging again because of that comment

also this article is misleading. there is nothing on the site that says the lad was “sick of his sister’s flowery candles” he got the idea from his sister who was selling them for a school fundraiser and wanted more scents that appealed to him, as the overwhelming majority of scented candles are marketed towards women.

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weavemama:

the jersey shore making a comeback as a meme is the best start to 2017 

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nishlo:

methhomework:

when i was a kid i thought herpes was a greek god

is this a macklemore lyric

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throwbackblr:

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bronzyglow:

you have the power to attract all the love you dream of and deserve

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churchnotmadewithhands:

friend: what’s wrong? do you wanna talk about it?

me:

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honeysaint:

having separate continents is so stupid im over it reblog if you miss pangaea

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klmposslble:

people on the internet complaining that the literal teenagers Disney hired for the live action Kim Possible look “too young” then making their own ridiculous fancasts

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